EIFFEL
TOWER

How To Actually Do It

1. 01
   Talk before, not during
   Threesomes work when everyone has had the conversation about whats on the menu, whats off, what the vibe is. The Eiffel Tower in particular needs all three people to want this specific configuration. Five minute conversation before clothes come off. Not after.
2. 02
   Middle person sets up first
   Middle partner gets into doggy on the bed. Hands and knees. The middle position is the most active role here so they should be comfortable.
3. 03
   Front partner gets in front
   Standing or kneeling at the front of the bed depending on bed height. Middle partner can give oral from this position. The front partners hands can hold the middle partners head, shoulders, or whatever feels right (with consent).
4. 04
   Back partner gets in behind
   Standard rear entry from behind. Penetration starts. Now all three roles are active. The middle partner is the one doing real work here. The two outer partners are mostly stationary.
5. 05
   High five if you want, do not if you dont
   The high five is fully optional and honestly the moment some couples find it kind of weird. If you want to do it for the bit, do it. If you want to skip it, skip it. The position is the same whether or not the high five happens.
6. 06
   Check in mid scene
   The middle person has the highest sensory load. Pause occasionally. See how they are. Threesomes go bad when one person is having a worse time than the others and nobody noticed. Eye contact and verbal check ins. Always.

The Bottom Line

The Eiffel Tower is a real threesome position with a comically over inflated reputation.

Three people. Communication. Middle person directs. High five optional. Use it if your threesome calls for it. Skip it if it doesnt. Most threesomes do not actually feature this configuration as the main event. Anyone who claims otherwise is probably watching too much porn.